3.3TT Can't get wheel spin no matter what I try. (2022 3.3 AWD)

[ElChanclo]

do not use launch control if you want to spin. turn off esc and tsc and let 'er rip. you can probably leave it in comfort to keep it from launch mode. honestly, I doubt you even need to brake torque it as long as the traction and stability controls are off.

That's exactly what I'll try next time

^^Perhaps this is the effect the OP is after...

Something like that, just less dramatic. I had a blast in the snow last winter with the nannies off, thought there's a chance I could do it in the rain.