i hate to rant, but . . . (No, actually, I enjoy it.)
I called my dealer today. Complete mess. Guy at the service desk said I could bring it in for the inspection and then, if it was damaged, they'd order the part. I explained I'd wait until the part was in so they could inspect and install in one visit, but he said they'd still have to do an inspection and,
if it was damaged, they'd replace it. My English teacher brain thought, the letter doesn't say
if, it says "to inspect
and replace." We went back and forth on this, he wouldn't budge, so I told him I'd get back to him, and then immediately called the consumer assistance number at the bottom of the letter. What logic is there, in any case, to saying that if the brakes are damaged, you have to leave and come back in a week?
The consumer assistance guy agreed with me that it's inspect
and replace, and that if replacement was contingent on damage, the letter would have read "inspect and,
if necessary, replace." He even pulled a letter from a campaign for another model and read it to me to verify the difference in the wording, and he also emphasized that the whole point is to replace the weak part with an improved one.
Armed with that, I called to talk to the service manager—nowhere to be found. The ditsy-doodle who got the call and to whom I explained the situation once more, put me on hold to check if the part was in stock, and two minutes later I got a dial tone.
I called back and miraculously got the service manager, who of course had never heard of this campaign. (See my prediction up at #4.) I explained the whole thing to him and said that I want to do inspection and installation in one trip. (I didn't mention, aside from the time factor, do I really want them taking apart and reassembling my brakes twice? Twice the chance of a mistake.) He asked me to email him a copy of the letter from Kia. (The first guy looked it up on their computer, so I know this is just a delaying tactic.) Now I'm waiting to hear from him tomorrow.
Also, all three started to go into an excuse about how they can't order the part without submitting my
VIN to Kia, so it was all Kia's fault this was so complicated. I helpfully pointed out that they already have my
VIN in their computer, but I'd be glad to recite it for them.
I know it doesn't sound like it, but I'm actually in pretty good humor right now because this is going exactly as I knew it was going to. Gee, I'm smart. Good thing I wasn't in any kind of hurry. And anything nice I've said in the past about my dealership should be taken with a grain of salt until this is taken care of.
Curious to know if anyone else is being told it takes two trips, or that they can't order the part until they do an inspection and send the VIN to Kia.